Is Homeland Security "The Last Comic Standing?"

The Department of Homeland Security ("DHS"), theare the same as 2003. Am I missing something here
brainchild of this current administration, has anor is the DHS the biggest joke ever played on the
operating budget for 2006 of $40.6 billion. After threeAmerican public.
years and more than $100 billion, have we reallyWhy is it that whenever we get near to a budget or
reached the point were we can sleep better at nightincreased funding hearing for the DHS at the Senate
with the knowledge that our "Leaders" are doingFinance Committee we seem to suddenly be
everything possible to protect us against thosebombarded with new terrorists threats or new
terrorists attacks.information about a pending attack? Do they really
According to the Government Accountability Officethink we are all that stupid or is it that they just
("GAO"), nothing has changed since the inception ofhave so little respect for us, they just don't care!
the DHS in 2003. During their most recent test ofSo what did we get for our money and loss of Civil
nine US border crossings: California, Texas, Arizona,Liberties? Michael Chertoff, the Homeland Security
Michigan, New York, Idaho and Washington, the GAOSecretary, applauded increased funding and changes
investigators were able to penetrate all nine borderto the Department of Homeland Security's
crossings using fake ID's and phony names.organization during a ceremony at the White House in
Terrorists or criminals can "pass freely into the UnitedOctober last year where President Bush signed the
States ... with little or no chance of being detected,"FY 2006 Homeland Security Appropriations Act. He
the GAO concludes in testimony given to the Senateoutlined an integrated Preparedness Directorate to
Finance Committee. The investigators used readilyenhance coordination and deployment of
available computers and software to create thesepreparedness assets and training at a cost of $4
counterfeit driver's licenses and documents. None ofbillion.
the Customs and Border Protection agents "everWhat were they doing for the last three years?
questioned the authenticity of the counterfeitSecretary Chertoff, earlier this year, outlined a new
documents." The GAO also said similar tests in 2003six-point agenda which included the following: the
produced similar results.creation of an Office of Intelligence and Analysis to
According to the DHS, it has trained border agents tobe led by a Chief Intelligence Officer by separating
spot fake documents and the agents interceptedand elevating the Information Analysis component of
more than 75,000 last year, but the job isIAIP. Wow this sounds important. He also wants to
complicated by the huge variety of legitimateestablish an Operations Office, which will include the
documents. More than 8,000 are used to enter theHomeland Security Operations Center. Then there's
country, including easy-to-forge licenses and birththe Office of Policy and the Office of Legislative and
certificates.Intergovernmental Affairs.
So let me make sure I understand this: three years,I am now sure there must be a department within
$100 billion, the complete erosion of our Civil Liberties,DHS that has an operating title of Formation of
invasion of our privacy during phone calls, surveillanceStupid Titles for Departments to Increase Funding.
on our bank accounts and arresting citizens andHave an opinion or a question you would like me to
denying them legal counsel, but yet the test resultsanswer, then write me!