Laughing and Learning With Bill Gallagher

Sweet and Southern is what Bill Gallagher alwaysVonda Lee.  Oh my there are more Vonda Lee
says.  Bill owns Superior School of Real Estate instories than I have space to tell about.  Vonda Lee
Charlotte NC but teaches Real Estate Classesgame back from a listing appointment once and said,
throughout the state of North Carolina.  Bill’s“That house has the worst case of Radon gas I
school teaches preliscening and post licensing includinghave ever smelled” Bill told her “Vonda Lee
the mandatory update and electives. To stay licensedyou can’t smell Radon Gas”   “Well
in NC, the North Carolina Real Estate Commissionsomething stank,” replied Vonda Lee.  As it
requires that each licensee take a 4-hour mandatoryturns out it was the sewage treatment center off
class as well as a 4-hour elective.  Bill is one of thePark Rd that Vonda smelled.  From then on Bill
premier instructors for North Carolina real estate.  Ididn’t have his agents bring people down Park
have known Bill for over 12 years and have laughedwhen bringing them from the airport to the office. 
and learned a lot from him.  I want to share withHe had them come down Wilkinson Blvd by the
you some of Bill’s more notable stories that goPaper Doll Lounge.  Wee welcome to Charlotte.
along with the lesson so you too will get an idea ofVonda drove a Jaguar and carried a pistol in her
Bill’s method of laughing and learning.purse.  Everyone found this out one day when she
I have to tell about the “wild animal.”  Billcame walking into the office with a gun hanging out
was once the broker-in-charge of the Prudentialof her purse.  A few agents came running to Bill
South park office.  He had an agent that went to“Bill, Voda’s got a gun, Bill Vonda’s got a
show a house that had two de-clawed kitties in it. gun” Bill had to talk to her “Vonda, is
There was a sign on the door that read: Pleaseeverything alright?  Is everything Ok?  You
don’t let out the two de-clawed kitties out. aren’t mad at anybody are you?” I used to
The agent was careful not to let the two de-clawedthink Bill was making this woman up but I actually
kitties out but inadvertently let the neighborhoodmeet her during one of Bill’s update classes at
tomcat in. When the owners got home from theBirkdale.   She asked me to hold her shoes while
Hornets basketball game the house was shredded. she took of running bare foot to roll the windows up
The people told Bill that they didn’t know kittieson her Jaguar, err uh Lexus now (she told me) as it
could fly!  Fortunately for everyone involved thewas beginning to rain.
insurance covered it by reporting that a “wildNow in NC if a broker receives any bonus or
animal” got in the house.  Bill has several funnyincentive from a builder or seller it has to be disclosed
animal stories including “the seeing eye pony”to the buyer.  Speaking of full disclosure Bill tells the
and the invisible fencing collar for a Doberman thatstory of a woman in Myers Park Presbyterian Church
the people put on their poodle to try to save moneywhose cell phone goes off in church.  “She bent
and the dog has to see therapist now.  You’llover in the pew and talked on it,” says Bill.  He
have to take Bill’s class to hear these and manysays after the sermon he told the preacher who it
more.was “Full Disclosure” Tell it, tell it, tell it.
While Bill was at Prudential he had another agent