| What is for breakfast in the LA County Women's | | | | risk rating and become an in-jail helper. |
| Jail? Well for starters it is not that great proclaim | | | | What Paris Hilton Eats for Breakfast in the LA Jail is |
| many of the former female inmates in a recent exit | | | | not a secret, but the paparazzi is not allowed inside. |
| poll. What didn't they like about it you ask? Well, they | | | | Some paparazzi will be there when she goes in and |
| seemed to have disliked the SOS, which stands for | | | | when she comes out of course and the pictures will |
| Sh_t on a Shingle, an old army phrase, as it is | | | | be displayed to the world, but not the food she eats |
| something that the US Army use to feed soldiers | | | | while she is inside. |
| and some people just call it slop. | | | | These one-course $.50 meals are obviously nothing |
| But the food in the LA County Jail is of the very | | | | you might find in a Hilton 5-star or even a one-star |
| highest quality and is contracted out to the lowest | | | | hotel, no sir, and they are nothing you would ever |
| bidder. The total breakfast can cost as little as $.50 | | | | care to eat. Nevertheless this is exactly what Paris |
| per inmate in food, of course there are other costs | | | | Hilton is eating in the LA County Jail. Moral of the |
| too, such as cleaning up all the trash. Which if an | | | | story: Do not drink and drive. |
| inmate is lucky they might be assigned a very low | | | | |